You Know You're From Nevada When...

You prefer In and Out to McDonalds and Del Taco to Taco Bell You can count cards You know that prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas You've wondered if your cab ride will end up on Taxi Cab Confessions More of your friends were born in California than Nevada Your car's overheated - before you started driving You know what all the combinations mean on a slot machine You don't answer the phone during UNLV basketball You see more billboards than trees on the road You've seen a red leather male chastity belt in full color on the front page of the living section You have legal brothels within a half hour's drive of your state legislature You have a smoking section in your supermarket You have ever thought New Jersey sounded like a nice, wholesome place to visit You know that Pahrump is not actually the punchline of a bad joke. At least, not always You know which one is Roy and which one is Siegfried Your car payment is higher than your rent You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nevada.

Hahaha Pahrump, I used to live 30 or so miles away from there in a lil place known as Amargosa Valley, I did my time there, as well as DeathValley, only to then move to Crystal fer a bit, and finally Las Vegas ...yes This post only sought to remind me of the many nights spent in desert Bars playing 9 ball turkey shoots and if that wasn't enough I went and joined the 8ball pool players association.I found that with my great skills as a pool player, zest for fashion, and wild and crazy persona while out...I could fill all them sleepy bars with a breath of fresh air, my favorite past time while in Nevada was being the crazy bar tender at the State Line Saloon, just outside of Amargosa Valley on your way to Death valley junction....You take care sweety. Love and Light BLU