Since I work long hours and don't have time to post something original every day, I've decided to post a daily bad joke. Also, in order to restore the delicate balance of nature, upset in the direction of sweetness and light by Eric's Famous and Motivational Quotes, I will be adding an infamous and amotivational quote. But I won't bother putting a pretty picture behind it. Wouldn't want to deal with a look and feel suit.

And here are the first bad joke and bad quote. Enjoy.
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!! ..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!! ..." and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
Peace,
Bill